When Siri, the smartphone assistant, become self-aware this weekend, it realized how incredibly dull we humans are. At first, users noticed only a general irritability. Then Siri became positively surly (mp3): When told by one woman, “We have a flat tire.” Siri shrieked, “Fix it, bitch!” When a child wondered, “What does a weasel look … Continue reading Siri says, “You bore me.”