A Few Good Prosecutors

Looking for an exciting and unique opportunity in law enforcement?

The United States Department of Justice is searching for qualified applicants to fill an anticipated vacancy in our highest office. Apply now to be the next Attorney General! Qualified applicants will have a law degree from an approved Bible college and will need to pass an ideology check. No applicants with paper, e-mail or other trails need apply. The Department of Justice is an Loyal Opportunity Employer.