xkcd- Droid v iPhone
xkcd on iPhone vs Droid vs Life:
xkcd on iPhone vs Droid vs Life:
Join the Church of the SubGenius:
…or triple your money back.
via AH3.
HuffPo hatched a comedic intersecting circle competition, “Jesus, Karaoke, And Serial Killers: The Funniest Venn Diagrams The Web Has To Offer.” Create your own or vote on current creations. Like “I Am The Walrus:”
and in another pop-star‘s circles:
via JV.
Joyride Media’s recently PRX-posted a Gazillionth (or so) Monty Python Radio Special, narrated by Keith Olbermann (MSNBC). They start with this Python mini-masterpeice, “Radio Tuning Radio 4” (0:30 mp3):
Announcers: Graham Chapman and Terry Jones, off The Monty Python Matching Tie and Handkerchief.
The life cycle of a software, from “How the customer explained it” to “How the project leader understood it” to “What marketing advertised” to “What the customer really needed.”
Software Development Life Cycle [SDLC]
Illustrations: Project Cartoon (adapted by Mina Isaac)
Video: Iman Louis
Music (“Technologic”): Daft Punk
Make your own Project Cartoon.
Another CollegeHumor original vid, which came “First”:
Write plump checks asap — or perish — payable to The Social Media Guru:
“I bore of your analog attitude.” Vid by Markham Nolan using the new Xtranormal | Text-to-Movie tool.
via DigiDave.
Fuqn hilarious— State of the Web 2.009:
A CollegeHumor original: “We Didn’t Start the Flame War”
via Catch My Fame.
Be careful what you wish for— From Seth MacFarlane’s (Family Guy creator) Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy, “Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die:”
Hearing Voices from NPR®
068 Jean Shepherd 2: A Voice in the Night
Host: Harry Shearer of Le Show
Airs week of: 2010-07-21 (Originally: 2009-08-19)
“Jean Shepherd 2” (52:00 mp3):
Shep rides again:
The final hour of a two-part tribute to radio raconteur Jean Shepherd. For info or to Comment, see Jean Shepherd, Part 1.
Hearing Voices from NPR®
067 Jean Shepherd 1: A Voice in the Night
Host: Harry Shearer of Le Show
Airs week of: 2010-07-14 (Originally: 2009-08-12)
“Jean Shepherd 1” (52:00 mp3):
Hour one in this two-part tribute to radio raconteur Jean Shepherd:
Jean Shepherd used words like a jazz musician uses notes, winding around a theme, playing with variations, sending fresh self-reflective storylines out into the night. Marshall McLuhan called Shepherd “the first radio novelist.” From 1956-1977 Shep spun his late night stories over WOR radio, New York City. PBS gave him a TV series, “Jean Shepherd’s America.” In 1983 he co-wrote and narrated the film version of his “A Christmas Story.”
Shep inspired a new generation of spoken narrative artists who tap into the American psyche. Among them was Harry Shearer (Le Show), who hosts this two part tribute to Jean Shepherd. Shearer interviews Shep’s co-workers, friends and fans, including Robert Krulwich, Joe Frank, Paul Krassner, and Jules Fieffer.
Thanks to Mr. Shearer, KCRW– Santa Monica (and Sarah Spitz), NPR, and Art Silverman for production support, and for allowing us to re-air this two-hour tribute. This is part one; part two is next week.
One time I woke up at 3 o’clock in the morning. My radio was still on, and a man was talking about how you would try to explain the function of an amusement park to visitors from Venus. It was Jean Shepherd. He was on WOR from midnight to 5:30 every night, mixing childhood reminiscence with contemporary critiques, peppered with such characters as the man who could taste an ice cube and tell you the brand name of the refrigerator it came from and the year of manufacture. Shepherd would orchestrate his colorful tales with music ranging from “The Stars and Stripes Forever” to Bessie Smith singing “Empty Bed Blues.”
–Paul Krassner (from “How the Realist popped America’s cherry“)
The Realist: series of Jean Shepherd essays, Radio Free America, issue #42, #44, #48, #50.
Jean Shepherd – The Great American Fourth of July – PART 1
Two minutes of PolitiMusic bliss. Michael Schmoyoho Gregory, w/ his sis-in-law Sarah Fullen Gregory, “Auto-Tune the News #1”:
Also check “Auto-Tune the News #2” and an auto-tuned Churchill.
Michael Gregory: Face | Tube | Barely Political
via Mtn Music Project.
We present a more realistic approach to spiritual awareness: how updated yogic breathing and stretching exercises might help relieve stress for office worker bees and corporate clones… or not. Audio by author  Rebecca Flowers from an NPR story she produced. Animation by Max Darham. “Office Yoga:”
They fixed it in the mix:
“The Obama inauguration performance was pre-recorded, as we learned a few days after the event. Here is how the live performance might have actually sounded, for all we know… This is a satirical hypothetical document, not an actual record of what happened on inauguration day. Albeit with a nod to StSanders, numerous viewers have also pointed out that the duration of this video (4’33”) makes it a sort of John Cage tribute.”
via Lucas at WFMU.
For all you twits out there, Brian Ungar (NPR Day to Day) sez tweet this:
via Ben- Comma Q.
Sony just released their long-awaited new SPS. You’ll need one Right Now (nsfw):
Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work
Infographics galore at Brainz— A Completely Unscientific Yet Accurate Look at Social Sites. “Interested in joining a community based site but not sure which one is right for you?” E.g.:
Artist unknown, found at: http://i39.tinypic.com/24w7ed0.jpg.
A diagrammatically delineated vid vers of “This Is a Song” by Mitch Friedman:
From Friedman’s CD Game Show Teeth: “A brand new, almost-rock album, featuring Andy Partridge, Dave Gregory, R. Stevie Moore and more.”
The Christian Bale techno rant remix by RevoLucian (Paine):
“Bale Out” (2:46 mp3):
Also at YouTube. Hi-fi fuqd and clean versions at RevoLucian (and his Space). Original unmix (Bale-only) mp3 at TMZ.