School Phone Phony

This is NOT the Maroochydore High School (Queensland, Australia) phone menu message — as so many YouTubers insist; see Snopes. Nor was it from Pacific Palisades High School (CA USA) answering machine, which didn’t even have a phone menu sys when this message text was circulated via email in 2002.

But it is damn funny, “School Phone Menu” (1:15 mp3):