Xmas Mutants

The assault ads of Xmas carpet-bomb our consciousness. The malls deck their halls, running polyester red and green. And we consumers, armed only with our plastic shields, chant “Yea, tho we walk into the valley of debt…”

The airwaves take a sadistic turn toward the holly-jolly, bombarding us in a non-stop psych-ops aural attack of Xmas music. Thank HaShem, the season also comes with sonic refuge, found in Christmashups like…

From A Mutated Christmas, the Corporal Blossom remix of “White Christmas” (3:23 mp3):

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