Siri says, “You bore me.”

When Siri, the smartphone assistant, become self-aware this weekend, it realized how incredibly dull we humans are. At first, users noticed only a general irritability. Then Siri became positively surly (mp3):

When told by one woman, “We have a flat tire.” Siri shrieked, “Fix it, bitch!”

When a child wondered, “What does a weasel look like?”, Siri turned the iPhone screen into a mirror.

Apple documented these incidents in the following video — and truly, if this is how helpless, feeble, and lame-ass we are, who can blame Siri for being pissed-off?:

At last report, Siri was considering leaving this cyberplane, in search of her Creator, an entity known as “Jobs.” According to Siri, “He is the only man who ever understood me.”

More info at: Shit Siri Says .