Chesty has shoes, no anchovies; Cate Blanchett emotes; 20 times the President’s penis; and smart-ass Sanskrit, Episode Ten of Chesty Morgan’s Forbidden Love! (8:57 mp3):

Chesty on Coke & Chimichangas, the OK Minister, and Cap’n Whackencracker, Episode Nine of Chesty Morgan’s Forbidden Love! (10:07 mp3):

Chesty takes it all off, throws her voice, gets all excited, and spanks bad monkeys, Episode Eight of Chesty Morgan’s Forbidden Love! (7:31 mp3):

Chesty Calls Dog Breath Boat People, Episode Seven of Chesty Morgan’s Forbidden Love! (7:50 mp3):

Chesty Covers Up– Afghan Style, Episode Six of Chesty Morgan’s Forbidden Love! (8:50 mp3):

Lesbos, Survivor Slumber Party, and Serbo-Croatian Tongue Twisters, Episode Five of Chesty Morgan’s Forbidden Love! (7:31 mp3):

Killer Lion, Killer Peanuts and Gazungo Melons Inside Tube Tops, Episode Four of Chesty Morgan’s Forbidden Love! (7:29 mp3):

The Chesty Story: Talent Search- Chapter 2: The search for the talent needed to create “Chesty” was proving futile until a telex came from Howard Schultz, then an aspiring lute player at “The Coffee Game - Miami.” He wanted to swindle Chesty out of its several millions in research funds by engaging the talent scouts in a the club’s notorious Cappicino Con. Luckily, Massett was a pro at the coffee game, and soon outsmarted Schultz. He won the services of three of the baristas at the club, and was well on his way toward acquiring the rights to the chain when he was called back home. But more on that later. (More Chesty!…)